Friday, December 18, 2009

I only do dog paddle
Someone recently told me a story about Andre The Giant
pertaining to his massive bowel movements. Apparently,
when Andre would come to town and stay in a hotel in
the continental US or Canada, he would rent two hotel
rooms.

The reason for renting two rooms was simple. In one room,
he would live in and sleep in when in the hotel. Due to
Andre's girth, however, the second room was strictly for
taking dumps...namely, into the bathtub. Apparently, hotel
cleaning staff would often vomit while cleaning the second
room and speak of it as a horror beyond this realm.

I feel like the second room bathtub. Full of dung and
dog paddling in the dung.

I'm waiting for slow songs.

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